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It’s not long before Shu gets a message via Tsugumi that HEY, THERE ARE MISSILES COMING YOUR WAY! The rest of these caps have the gogoanime watermark because the episode stream at Funimation wouldn't load past the halfway point for me. Obviously, it’s only because of Gai that Shu escapes, and even though it’s still painfully obvious that Gai is meant as bishonen bait for the ladies, he still manages to be a way more entertaining character than Shu and his whiny ass will ever be. At the party itself, Shu just kind of… runs about like a chicken with its head cut off and gets chased by Amira (who’s also at the party ‘cause her grandpa’s hosting it) for acting suspicious. Gai wants to meet with someone so that they can supply supplies to the Funeral Parlor. Shu wasn’t initially going to attend but has to because Gai needs him for a mission.
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His *great* plan is to shoot down a whole entire party ship just because *some* people who are enemies of GHQ are going to be on there, which is totally not horribly evil in any way, nope! I mean, it’s not like anime has ever created painfully “American” characters who don’t give a shit about innocent people, nope! So yeah… turns out Haruka (Shu’s MILF in case you forgot) is attending the party. Then there’s a scene change where we are introduced to Colonel Eagle-I mean, DAN (as he wants to be called) who is not the least bit stereotypically American in the slightest, nope! /sarcasm Even the GHQ members grow bored of Dan's bullshit She angsts about being the granddaughter of some rich old guy like we haven’t heard this schlock like a million times before. tytasld kjflasgsd "Can't a mother cuddle her son?" NOT IN THAT OUTFIT YOU CAN'TĪfter that gratuitous fanservice provided by Haruka, we get MORE GRATUITOUS FANSERVICE, courtesy of the new blonde chick whose name is Amira. Auuuuugh Guilty Crown, why is your writing so BAD?Īnd just when you think the writers are finally finished overusing painful clichés, they pull out the MILF card with Shu’s mom, Haruka! She doesn’t even bat an eyelash at the fact that Inori’s staying with Shu! Or that Inori’s staying at THEIR HOUSE! And she walks around in lingerie! In front of her son! And “cuddles” with him! IN LINGERIE! …HE’S HER SON! Excuse me while I slam my head on my keyboard. All of Shu’s classmates think Shu is a criminal (which he basically is) and then suddenly miss student council president ojou-sama blonde chick steps in and MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER! No seriously, she does! She somehow manages to cover Shu’s whiny ass and now Shu is the most popular dude in school I DON’T EVEN. Raging over GHQ’s incompetence aside, the rest of this episode played out just as badly as the initial shock of Shu going back to school.
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Okay, Seiga might or might not have deleted all of GHQ’s data on Shu (as promised in the last episode) but then that leaves the question of Inori… HOW THE HELL IS SHE AN IDOL AND A REBEL?! WOULDN’T THAT MAKE HER MORE OBVIOUS OF A GOVERNMENT CRIMINAL WITH HER FAME?! And she’s gone on plenty of raids with Gai already so they should have recognized her too I mean god, who else in this series has pink, two-tone hair?! Come on, he’s practically a fugitive! And he escaped from GHQ headquarters too! I would think that going back to school would pretty much be like painting a target on yourself that says, “HERE I AM!” because if GHQ has as much hold over Japan as implied, then I’m sure they’d recapture Shu pretty quickly. I’m too filled up with mixed emotions right now, most of which can be described as “annoyance” and “rage.” Anyway, yeah, Shu goes back to school, despite that being one of the stupidest things he could do. I’m not even going to bother writing a proper summary this time, I’m sorry. And yup, he’s… back at school… for some inexplicable reason… You know how last time I was all, “I’m glad Shu’s now officially in Funeral Parlor so we don’t have to see more stupid school shenanigans?” I guess I spoke to soon because THIS EPISODE happened. And now you give me THIS shit?! GUILTY CROOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!!! D:< I would make a witty comment about this, but everything about Guilty Crown suddenly drives me into an inexplicable RAGE Okay Guilty Crown, I’ve put up with your BS for six episodes, three of which were painfully mediocre. Also, this will be my last review until after December 6th, because Finals.